How Today's Evil Honda Dealership Should Have Done It

Kinja'd!!! "Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
06/30/2017 at 22:34 • Filed to: None

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After reading about the woman who’s car was going to be held hostage by the dealership because they were regretting not marking it up, I gave it some thought. As someone who works in branding and marketing, not only did they screw up - but they could have had their cake and ate it too.

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Imagine you’re a Honda dealer and you’re disappointed with your Type-R allocation. You’re getting one for now and it’s already sold. You’re unhappy that you can’t display it.

Or can you?!

It’s quite simple - you call the customer and here’s what the conversation goes like:

Dealer: Hi customer! You’re car is arriving shortly!

Customer: OMG IM SO EXCITE.

Dealer: I know! So are we! We’re so happy about you being the first Type-R owner. We know that you want to get it as fast as possible, but we had an idea, and this entirely up to you....

Customer: Ok....

Dealer: We’d like to hold a little key-handover event. We’ll invite all the local Honda fans and Honda car clubs and the local newspaper and do the whole red-carpet, key hand over, and you rev the exhaust for everyone to hear. It will delay the car for about a week, but we’ll have great pictures to commemorate and we’ll throw in free oil changes for first couple years. What do you think?

Customer: Pomp, circumstance? HECK YEAH!


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Nick Has an Exocet
06/30/2017 at 22:41

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Exactly!

The message from the VP just made them look like bigger dickheads. “It’s already sold and you plebs will never see it because ____ already bought it and we probably won’t get another”.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Nick Has an Exocet
06/30/2017 at 22:45

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Excellent idea. The problem is that it seems like many dealerships can’t focus beyond whatever will make them the most money in the next 24 hours.


Kinja'd!!! 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > Nick Has an Exocet
06/30/2017 at 22:45

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I still would say no, take my car that night and go canyon carving the next morning, I’m not looking for plush events, especially not from a dealer


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Nick Has an Exocet
06/30/2017 at 22:54

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Thanks for reminding me about this. I read the story this morning, but missed the updates that took place since then.


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > Nick Has an Exocet
07/01/2017 at 09:55

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Yeah that would be a far better way to handle this.